-"Baby, what did you eat today?"
-"Well, for breakfast I had an egg sandwich with jelly."
-"What do you mean with jelly, on the side?"
-"No, I put jelly on the egg sandwich."
-"On the sandwich? That's nasty."
-"No its not, it was good. I don't know why I did it. Then I had an Almond Joy. I shoved it in my face as I was walking through the parking lot from the store."
That poor Almond Joy had no chance. In fact, I bet there was no joy. Right before she ate it, the candy bar renamed itself Almond Sad. I can imagine her eating the candy bar with one hand and pushing the cart with another.
-"Then I had an entire case of cherries. I ate half of the case on the way home from the store and then ate the rest of them over the sink. Then I had some toffee, and then I ate some chips. The toffee was so good."
-"Wow, you never eat chips."
-"I know! This is a first!"
-"Its a total first."