Hurricane Kagina

Although Gina hasn't had the typical cravings associated with pregnancy, she knocked it out of the park today.  In fact, Hurricane Kagina devoured everything within a 10 ft radius.  It was a little compulsive but altogether awesome, and I'm glad she enjoyed it.  The following tale isn't really about a craving in the sense of eating the same type of food over and again, but satisfying a ravenous hunger which accompanies pregnancy.   

-"Baby, what did you eat today?"

-"Well, for breakfast I had an egg sandwich with jelly."

-"What do you mean with jelly, on the side?"

-"No, I put jelly on the egg sandwich."

-"On the sandwich?  That's nasty."

-"No its not, it was good.  I don't know why I did it.  Then I had an Almond Joy.  I shoved it in my face as I was walking through the parking lot from the store."

That poor Almond Joy had no chance.  In fact, I bet there was no joy.  Right before she ate it, the candy bar renamed itself Almond Sad.  I can imagine her eating the candy bar with one hand and pushing the cart with another.  

-"Then I had an entire case of cherries.  I ate half of the case on the way home from the store and then ate the rest of them over the sink.  Then I had some toffee, and then I ate some chips.  The toffee was so good."

-"Wow, you never eat chips."

-"I know!  This is a first!"

-"Its a total first."